I used to be in love with a doctor. But I couldn't be with him. So I started eating an apple a day to keep him away. It didn't work, but I noticed that I had a healthier complexion. And fuji apples are the juiciest, tastiest, most scrumptious apple, I believe to be the king of all apples, at least in my heart. So, what did I do to ward off the doctor? Simply by never falling sick again.
Philosophical cow dung on the life of little Ms. Imperfectly Fine.